But Did You Die?

For the bold, the brave, and every backseat driver who’s lived to tell the tale—this keychain is your official mic drop.

Black, tough, and embroidered with fiery red sass, our “BUT DID YOU DIE?” tag is perfect for anyone who’s been accused of “driving like a maniac” (but totally nailed that parallel park). Great for keys, bags, or sending passive-aggressive messages without saying a word.

Bonus: Works on kids, coworkers, and dramatic friends.

Because yes, Karen—you screamed. You flailed. You questioned my choices.

But did you die? No. You’re welcome.